- hiii, i'm Jai.


- i'm short.


- i can't live without a cell phone. but i usually change mine every 3 weeks.


- i wish my eyes weren't grey.


- everyone looks better with a tan. if you're one of those pale people who think that "fake n' bake" is a sterotype, you may want to reconsider...to be pale is to be ugly.


- who, what, where & when i fuck has got nothing to do with you.


- i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it.


- people obsessed with their sidekicks are losers. i wish all sidekicks burned in a giant fire. & all who loved them cried on their knees. MORONS.


- pete wents is the hottest guy in my eyes, and ashley simpson is a whore.


- i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did.


- i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever.


- if you're one of those guys who make it an effort to look for a girlfriend & think that life is incomplete without one...you might as well stop looking coz you're never gunna find one with "bf/gf applications" & myspace bulletins, WEIRDOS.


- i respond very well to peer pressure.


- i mumble, almost constantly.


- i am jealous of people who have better things than me.


- i have an issue with change.


- boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs.


- stop jogging outdoors. it's not 1967, BUY A TREADMILL.


- everything's better naked, wet, & twice.


- sometimes i'm sarcastic.


- gotta love those people who buy expensive cameras & call themselves professional photographers. or the ones who pose for them & think they're models. lmao.


- if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE.


- i cross my 7's.






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