I found a guy who brushes the side of my face then gives me a kiss,
holds my hand wherever we are to make everyone jealous
Someone who does sing to me at random moments.
Someone who does let me sleep on their chest.
Someone who does let me gossip if I wanted and would just smile,
agree and giggle with the news.
He throws pillows and stuffed animals at me when I acted
dumb and then kiss me a million times.
Someone who does make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He does take me out anywhere, put his hands on my hips and
give me big bear hugs all the time.
He does tell his friends about me
and smile as he did it.
We does make out in the pouring rain, he is never afraid to say
'I Love You' in front of his friends and family.
We argue about silly things then make up.
I found a guy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years then count stars with me.
Someone who does stay home with me on a Friday night to make
dinner & watch movies while cuddling under the same blanket.
Someone who does make me laugh like no one else could.
But mostly I found someone to be my best friend and would never break my heart

His name is Chad and is the best thing to ever happen to me since Truvia and peanut butter! MUAH baby! :)








Aim: CRAZEDcentaur87
E-mail: treardon@umd.edu
Skype: CRAZEDsanity87
Cell: Only for the privileged :P

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (FUN FACTS):
-Special Talents: Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide and bladder control (at least for now)
-Love Tea: vanilla strawberry rose, indian chai, and Chocolate Raspberry, Mate' Vana
-Chow chows/dogs
-I put cinnamon on everything
-I'm a glutton
-Hence I like going to the gym a lot
-I used to weigh 365 pounds and don't have the desire to go back to that state ever again
-Therefore I like to eat healthy...even thou I slip up most of the time
-I have an unhealthy addiction to Peanut Butter
-People who shop at walmart fascinate me---its like going to the zoo when (and if) ever you do go
-I love hats even thou I kinda don't look good in them
-I'm masculine and looking for the same
-If you've read this far then I like you...congrats ;P
-Fun fact #234: Paris Hilton is a slutty skank
-Love Starbucks coffee(SKINNY VANILLA LATTES!)
-I sleep with a fan on year round (even in the winter)
-swimming is good for your tongue muscles (fun fact #34)
-coconut milk and vanilla shampoo are the best shampoos ever made PERIOD
-Frogs do not drink, they absorb water and moisture through their skin (fun fact #125)
-I want to meet the man who invented math...so i can strangle him
-penguins are the shit...and penguin shit is even shitter
-I like Fiber (poopin' is gooooood for ya, just ask Jamie Lee Curtis :D)
-I love Cooking/Culinary Arts
-I love guys who wear boxer-briefs or nothing at all
-tattoos are hot
-fuzzy chests are hot
-piercings are hot (except for a prince albert---i like my penis too much to do that thanks)
-Some will call me a "dork" some a "nerd"...i'm a hybrid of the two
-Jeeps
-Aviator sunglasses/sunglasses in general
-I'm OCD about what I eat
-I think guys who knit are hot
-Pilates
-Sushi (major love right there)
-Vodka
-My perfect boyfriend would have to be someone like seth rogan...he is so fucking cute and what a sense of humor!
-I hate that I love Britney Spears so much...crazy bitch



THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF (MAKE ME "POP OFF"):
---Apple/iPod shit...mainly cuz everyone has them; also cuz they are so expensive
--Grape flavored shit
--Crunchy Cookies
--People who refer to Starbucks as "The Bucks"...really you're that strapped for time you can't say the whole name, asshole?
-Fast food/Greasy Food (but do indulge every now and again)
--Sexaholics/porn addicts
--Dudes (and even trashy chicks) that spit on the ground
--Mr. Pibb (the choice drink of Fucktards)
--Paris Hilton (stupid talentless skank)
--People that call me "Timmy"
--People that use the word "Fantastical"
--Abercrombie and Fitch in store "Models" (Fun Fact #1: Us normal folk call these people cashiers)
--Bank Tellers...snobby cunts
--People who think Sarah Jessica Parker ISN'T gorgeous...she is....and you aren't haha



...random, yes...long, yes...the point of this section, i don't know.....

Thanks and welcome to my world boys, I'm Timothy!
PS--IM me sometime, i could use a friend :o) If you see that i'm on IM me and let's chat. I love talking to people and learning what makes them tick :o) Don't be shy and neither will I...:o)






TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Timothy

Birthday: 11/27/87
Birthplace: Maryland
Current Location: *sigh* Maryland
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Cute boys with tats and piercings :( and Old Navy
Your Fears: Failure and Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Tone up and look sexy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "OMG" and "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: more snoozeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your Best Physical Feature: maybe eyes
Your Bedtime: between 12am and 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: Christmas Mornings when i was little
Pepsi or Coke: DIET Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: socially but I'm stopping
Do you Swear: A fuck load
Do you Sing: Not well, but yes lol
Do you Shower Daily: Ummm YEAH!
Have you Been in Love: I think i am now
Do you want to go to College: I'm in it now bitch! :)
Do you want to get Married: If i find that certain someone absoltuely
Do you believe in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd like to think a lil bit attractive at least
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freak but more health conscience than before
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSS they are so sexy
Do you play an Instrument: your dick? lol jk no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: idk, probably from my brothers
How do you want to Die: in my sleep next to someone I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lab Animal Tech.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Russia
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: maybe one or two things sure