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City: Denton
State/Province: TX
Country: US

Age: 27
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Body Type: Slim
Ethnicity: White

Occupation: Misadventurist

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Jet-packs, New vehicle technologies, Conceptualizing art and literature, Making new things out of old things, Buildings, Nature- trees and grass but not flowers, Jets and airplanes-The F14 tomcat, Cars, Airshows, Old Country Music- '60s - '80s, Water in the summer, The wind, Riding around, Stars and Planets and Space, Cold canteloupe, Rocks, Dinosaurs, Doing Nothing, Soda, Spanish, Climbing ladders and other things, Religions, Sleeping, Las Vegas, The Houston Museum of Natural Science, Art Museums, Any museums, Combinations of the color green, Documentaries about ANYTHING, The X-Men, Cloning, Parks and Arboretums, Notes and Letters, Scattergories, Scrabble, and Taboo

Music I Like:

Leslie & The LY's, Imperial Teen, Cut Copy, Pink Martini, Hole, The Smiths, Scissor Sisters, Loretta Lynn, Peaches, that dog. , Erykah Badu, Rufus Wainwright, Courtney Love, hey willpower, The Airport Company, The Shins, Dressy Bessy, Lil Kim, Dolly Parton, Bjork, Britney, Ace of Base, XTina, Depeche Mode, The Dandy Warhols

Films I Like:

Dead Poet Society, The Fifth Element, Kill Bill vol 1 and 2, Wild Zero, Cecil B. Demented, Edward Scissorhands, Jason X, The Princess Blade, X-men (1-3), Dawn of the Dead and the remake, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, The Evil Dead Trilogy (ok just about anything zombie related), Ju-On, The Suicide Club, Jurassic Park, Ringu, El Espinazo Del Diablo, Habla Con Ella, Todo Sobre mi Madre, Aliens, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amorres Perros, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Mean Girls.

Literature I Like:

Comic books like X-men and related titles. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, Slaughter House Five by Kurt Vonnegut, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by David Eggers, Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman, The Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis, Edgar Allen Poe, and anything/everything by David Sedaris. Also, Sociology and Women's Studies text books.

TV Shows I Like:

Nip/Tuck, Law and Order: SVU, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Girlfriends

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RSwagger

what do you say we head back to base and drink some space beers?

"He was banished, tortured, subjected to violence, temptation and love. Because of his experiences he is ready for anything, EVERYTHING! It is all because he craves that pleasure. He needs that wet, aching, sticky feeling...that dizzying ecstasy... He hungers for his own burning flesh in a powerful hand... desires that heavy, hard as iron, weight inside, deeper and deeper... the vibration, the crazy pulse, and... mind-dazzling explosion of pleasure... so yes, he is ready to be tortured again... ready to be misunderstood... Ready for YOU! "

That was the summary given from my favorite pr0n clip. It was a guy jerking off, wearing just an apron and dicing fruit. He tried to juggle bananas, but failed. Then he tried to put a pineapple slice around his dick, but it broke (the pineapple ring, not his penis). Then he ate it. The whole time the kookiest song is playing. I call him "Funny Man."

I have body hair and I don't care anymore.

Sometimes I wait a really long time to do dishes. Then some of my dishes are disgusting, so I throw them in the trash. Then I don't take out the trash for another week.

I'm seriously considering learning the Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich Dance.

Every time I see someone write "FoR SrS LiKe DoN't Be 'InTo Me' AnOnyMoUsLy It'S LiKe SOOO AnNoYYinGGG" on their profile I am really tempted to do just that. Hah.

I actually went an entire night at the dirty bar wearing white jeans without ruining them. It will likely not happen again. Largely because I am not likely to wear white jeans again.

That whole "Straight Acting" thing... It's fine if you are masculine, but why is it such a big deal? "Oh if I wanted to date a woman, I'd be straight HAHAHAHAH".... Please. You aren't "straight acting" when you suck cock so why insist on revering a standard (or exclusively seek others who measure up to said standard) that is set by people who won't treat you as an equal because of who you love (or who you're screwing, anyway)? My point is just that we're gay, and we should be fine with that because there is nothing wrong with it. If we "act it", so be it.

If you wrote in your profile that you are straight-acting you obviously haven't read my profile, or just did not understand it, so you probably shouldn't add me.

Aside from that, anyone with at least a moderate intellect and a good attitude is welcome. =)

I am always down for Chinese food and/or pizza. Always.

I'm not exactly sure why I am on here. It's not for a date (or sex). It's not really for friends. Well, maybe friends. I dunno. Like I said, I'm not sure!